This site is brought to you by JT Gray aka JTZL (Jay Tizzle — you know, like Snoop Dogg-talk).

Why? You ask. And I’m glad you did. You see, JTZL was online before multinational corporations junked up the web and apparently turned it into something like a casino with loops of pay-walls, and he seeks to find a place for humans amid the slop flooding the web. As with his others…. my others ;P, this site has a bot maze with the goal of leaving bots to consume loops of pointless resources so I can focus on serving actual human beings — you know, people — who are the reason there actually _is_ an internet… and a printing press… and languages… and numbers… and binary… yeah, computers do cool stuff — no, I do not want to be one.